Isn’t God Wonderful Christians?

Question by Smoke Some D.M.T 13itch: Isn’t God Wonderful Christians?
he’s so nice he made millions upon millions of people die from starvation each year. 🙂
he made it this universe in such a way, that most people would go to hell. 🙂
if he always had emotions, then there was something before him. 🙂
if he didn’t, then he was nothing. 🙂 god is good isn’t he christians?
story time!

tell the story of noah and the ark to an 8 year old retarded boy. and he’s gonnna ask questions.
“this is a bad story” even if you’re really good at telling stories. some troll sits him down:
“once upon a time god was mad at all the people in the world, so instead of telling them what they
were doing wrong about their diets, he decided to go ahead and drown everyone.
god only told one man, one man to build a boat, he wasn’t a special guy, in fact he was 600 years old and a meth-head!
anyway, god told noah to build a boat. and he and his family were the only ones to survive the flood.
because appearently, all the other people that had boats, well they just didn’t work.
anyway, god took 2 of each animal to come to noah on foot, from all over the world.
and they sailed for 40 days and 40 nights, and civiliziation began. 8 year old retarded boy is gonna go:
” uuuuhhhh uuuuuhhhhh uuuuuuhhhhhh uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there’s a lot of holes in that story!

uh wait a minute, first of all, how big is this boat we’re talking about here?
there’s millions of animals on the boat and one guy made it, how long does that take?
where did he get all of the wood? 600 years of age seems a little old to be taking on a project of this magnitude!
all the animals came on foot, and the earth is 24,000 miles long? and what did the animals eat?
cause i think the aniamsl wanna eat all the other animals!!! i’m not that retarded!!!
noah was a white guy, so where did all the black people come from? and what did they eat when they got off the boat?
you little mother trucker, you just came up with that as you came along didn’t you?”

umadchristian? your so ridiculous 🙂 🙂 🙂 oh god, help me now!

Best answer:

Answer by IM JESUS LOL
im not reading that

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