Can you guys suggest more poetic metaphors for me to use to defend my reign at Anfield?

Question by Rafa Benitez: Can you guys suggest more poetic metaphors for me to use to defend my reign at Anfield?
I’ve already used:

“white liquid in a bottle has to be milk”

“can’t see a priest on top of a mountain of sugar”

“not mind games but facts”

Anything else you guys can think of? I’m running out of ideas. And I think Roy Hodgson is going to hit me with a witty English comeback and I’m afraid of getting served. Some metaphor that will defend my acquisition of Robbie Keane and Alberto Aquilani would be good.

Best answer:

Answer by Nick
Something about a few rainy days to enjoy a sunny day.

And Roy will have no comeback, apart from “it was a good result”

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