Question by Rafa Benitez: Can you guys suggest more poetic metaphors for me to use to defend my reign at Anfield?
I’ve already used:
“white liquid in a bottle has to be milk”
“can’t see a priest on top of a mountain of sugar”
“not mind games but facts”
Anything else you guys can think of? I’m running out of ideas. And I think Roy Hodgson is going to hit me with a witty English comeback and I’m afraid of getting served. Some metaphor that will defend my acquisition of Robbie Keane and Alberto Aquilani would be good.
Best answer:
Answer by Nick
Something about a few rainy days to enjoy a sunny day.
And Roy will have no comeback, apart from “it was a good result”
What do you think? Answer below!