Yahoo! Answers rehabilitation center ??

Question by The Oasis: Yahoo! Answers rehabilitation center ??
This is my story:

At first when I joined yahoo answers. I used to take good use of its resources to ask practical questions in my life. I use to have a wonderful family and I used to own a small business selling bamboo leaves. But I realize my habit is slowly out of control as this is the second weekend i stayed home just answering people’s questions and wandering around in this environment pointlessly interacting with profiles with beautiful avatars. Getting high for points given for best answers, and upset when my questions were removed. The points can’t even deem rewareds in the physical realm! My wife have gotten jealous of me talking with the female avatars & cleaned out her closet & left with my 2 baby kids due to my addiction being on Y! answers 24/7, not preparing my kids bamboo leaf meals, and not to mention my business have collapsed because i can’t bother to leave my laptop. You can tell i’m so drained that i’m losing my sense of humor as well…

NOW CAN YOU RELATE!?

Best answer:

Answer by B12ITN3Y
You might want to log off, walk away and get some fresh air. Then once you’ve taken a shower go and find your wife.

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