Will health insurance cover rehabilitation for my addiction to Miley Cyrus’s ‘Party In the USA’?

Question by aaa: Will health insurance cover rehabilitation for my addiction to Miley Cyrus’s ‘Party In the USA’?
In patient treatment will probably be necessary

Best answer:

Answer by jam961
Probably not,

Most health insurances just cover cases of Rocking Pneumonia, and the Boggy-Woogey Flu.

In some cases they will also cover a bad case of “Saturday Night Fever”… But they usually will not cover a case of “Happy Feet.”

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