Will doing mushrooms show up on a typical urinalysis?

Question by STFU Donnie: Will doing mushrooms show up on a typical urinalysis?
Just curious………

Best answer:

Answer by MaryJane
Yes or No.

Answer by Pocket Protector
No…(and here’s the true skinny on drug testing…trust me…my brother is a Biochemist, and I am very well read and informed in this area…don’t ask me why, please)

They aren’t “typically” testing for hallucinagens, because what is causing so many problems in the “doing a good job area” of employment, is…

The alcohol, the nose candy, and the herb…

(Typically…people operating heavy machinery, or doing surgery on other people are NOT having a problem with mushrooms or acid, because if they WERE having a problem in those areas…

…they would be living in a commune somewhere in Iowa…so…you can see how THAT’S not a big problem in the workplace, given the fact that…how many times have you read news article about people on mushrooms killing other people…not many times, I’m guessin…so…

(What they’re “testing” for is NOT the presence of the drug, which gets processed out of your system within three days…what they ARE testing for (which remains in your system for a while) is the “specific antibodies” that your body produces to “fight off the attack” of the drugs you are ingesting…

In others words…when you do “the white,” a very specific anti-body is produced by your immune system to “fight off the attack of those invading drug chemicals,” and the presence of those “specific anti-bodies” damns you, because they wouldn’t be present if you weren’t doing that particular drug…

Same with herb…

But most companies now days only test for meth or co…

Because THOSE are the ones that are causing all the problems…

Most companies stopped paying labs to do “extensively deep maryjane tests,” because almost everybody has a little “THC” in them from just being “around” people who smoke it…

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