Why do some animals choose to be infected with the Gay?

Question by ♥ Trek Ice Dancing Queen: Why do some animals choose to be infected with the Gay?
What kind of treatment options are available for these gay penguins?

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Will the three week homosexual meth addict rehab work for them even if they aren’t meth addicts?
If gay penguins aren’t gay by choice, that would mean they were born that way. Why would God make a gay penguin, which by the way is an abomination unto Him. Now that is just silly.

Best answer:

Answer by ZER0 C00L part deux
Because they’re immoral SINNERS!! Or because they’re suffering from a psychological disorder!!

OR….

Because homosexuality is neither a sin nor a disorder but rather a naturally occuring sexual orientation.

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