What’s your favourite South Park quotes?

Published September 25, 2010

Question by samitang: What’s your favourite South Park quotes?
a few of mine include..

“my name is towelie. t-o-w-e-l-y..e..y. i’m great at cleanin’ up spills and i’m 100% machine washable ! i’m just an ordinary towel in a lot of ways except for one… i’m addicted to marijuana.. and crystal meth.. and crack.”

“HOW COME EVERYTIME US CHINESE TRY TO PUT UP A SHITTY WRALL, YOU GOD DAMN MONGORIANS HAVE TO COME AND KNOCK IT DOWN?”

and.. “What do we want? BIGGER DOORS! Where do we want ’em? WEED STORES!”

hahah share a few 🙂

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