whats your favorite FML?

Question by proud vegetarian “): whats your favorite FML?
mkkk there are soooo many! today, i found these ones and love them!!!

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven’t been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, “You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!” FML

Today, I was trying to register for a porn site. I secretly took my father’s credit card, but all I got back was a “this credit card is already in use.” FML

Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said “You shouldn’t smoke while you’re pregnant.” I’m not pregnant. FML

Today, I was in my backyard scolding my cat. I yelled, “If you can’t learn to use the bathroom correctly then I am going to leave your stupid butt out here in the snow until you figure it out!!” Later, my neighbor left me a nasty note about child abuse – she thought I was scolding my son. FML

Best answer:

Answer by Don’t Pet Hungry Critters
I love the one when this girl was smoking outside and an old woman gives her a dirty look and says, “you shouldn’t smoke when you’re pregnant.” and she goes, “I’m not pregnant.”

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