what do u think of these crime reports?

Published July 9, 2010

Question by Dewey Cox: what do u think of these crime reports?
Heatherwood, MS is an imaginary city.

Heatherwood Police Department
Arrests-Sat.
Joe L. Walker, 27, 107 Smithsonian St., on charges of shoplifting. Released on 5 bond.
Bill R. Thompson, 23, 223 Ward Way, on charges of disorderly conduct (fighting). Released on 5 bond.
Arrests-Fri.
Will W. Witherspoon, 47, 2801 W. Grey Street Blvd., on charges of lunacy and vandalism. No bond set.
Reports-Sat.
Stolen bouquet of flowers on Doe Dr.
Theft of potted plant on Farmington St.
Assault on Bainbridge St.
False alarm on Heatherwood C R 707
Reports-Fri.
Assault on a police officer on Fuller Park Rd.
Vandalism on Fire Rd.
Vandalism on W.T. Dr.

Heatherwood County Sheriff’s Office
Arrests-Sat.
Lonny W. Walter, 52, 804 Wesley Ln., on charges of drunkenness and disturbing the peace. Released on ,006 bond.
Reports-Sat.
Aggravated battery on Churchill Cir.
Possession of crack cocaine with the intent to distribute on Lane Ln.
Sexual abuse on Riley Rd.; Brewer

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Lots of homeless drunk dudes in Heatherwood, MS ??

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