What are some satirical ways to fix the underage drinking problem?

Question by sam: What are some satirical ways to fix the underage drinking problem?
I am against underage drinking and need some ideas for a paper

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Answer by Gucci!
I wouljfd hewlp youo but in kinda brunk *burp*

EDET: Dunt listeen too philklip hees un idiotW

(its called staying in character)

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