wat r sum of the funnest things u’ve said in your sleep?

Question by jnnybartos: wat r sum of the funnest things u’ve said in your sleep?
i talk in my sleep all the time and my BF says ive said:

“wave ur shirt sleeve” while pulling on my shirt
“wheres the alegator button” while looking for the remote
“tada!” while sitting up really quickly
and last night i said “you’d be able to go to sleep if you stoped smoking meth”

does that make me wierd? wat have you guys said in your sleep?

Best answer:

Answer by Chris C
I screamed “All you do is sit around on your butt all day,” when my wife first became a stay-at-home wife… Boy was I in trouble.

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