There are methamphetamines in my blood and I have no idea how they got there. Can you answer this for me?

Question by Satan: There are methamphetamines in my blood and I have no idea how they got there. Can you answer this for me?
NOTICE: First of all I’d like to say I’m underage and second of all I’d like to say don’t judge me. If you are going to judge then don’t even f*cking read the question and don’t even reply. I could f*cking care less.

Okay, lets get things rolling… This is everything I’ve smoked/taken starting December:
A lot of Marijuana (enough to make my THC levels 27, the normal are 1)
A handful of Cigarettes
A little Hookah
Three adderall
One Melatonin
I’ve had one and a half beers
and that is it.

I went to the doctor to get A.D.D. and Anxiety medication of some sort because my A.D.D. and Anxiety are off the roof. He took blood and urine and, without me knowing (he asked my parents), did a drug test. I got results from the drug test and it said my meth levels were 2000 and something, I was so shocked I almost fainted. How the f*ck did meth get in my system? The doctor said that Marijuana can’t be laced that much to make my meth levels that high. My parents are concluding I’m suicidal, I’ve had sex, I’m an angry person, I hate them, and that I’m on Ecstasy or some sh*t like that, but I’m not. They keep questioning me and I have no idea what to do cause I haven’t taken any. Does anyone know how it got there?

They did two drug tests, so it couldn’t have been a mix up.
I don’t think anyone’s slipped my anything either, I’m VERY careful of that.

Thanks.
Remember, don’t judge or you shall be judged.
The doctor said the Aderrall was NOT enough to generate such high levels.
I’m pretty sure NOBODY slipped me ANYTHING. The drugs never knocked me out and I don’t have friends like that. I usually smoke by myself. I hate big groups. I’ve never even gone to a party.
Nope, no snorting :/

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