The Fifty Foot Woman?

Question by icemetalpunk: The Fifty Foot Woman?
You’re walking through the woods one day when you come across a little town in a clearing. It looks peaceful, until you hear a deafening roar. You look up to see a fifty-foot tall woman roaring loudly and smashing every building she steps on.

“What’s going on?” you ask the local bartender.
“That’s Lucinda. She’s in a bad mood today, and no one can please her. We’ve lost five buildings already! She’s an alcoholic, though, so I’ve made a cask of wine to calm her down. But everyone’s too afraid to get close enough to give it to her! Can you help?”

You agree, but you realize the wine is not enough, so you find the farmer and ask if he has any weapons. All he has is a fireplace poker, so you take it.

As you approach the fifty-foot woman, Lucinda roars in your face. But you know what to do.

What weapon do you use first?

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Duh. Liqueur first, then poker. It satisfies any woman.

xD

-IMP 😉 🙂

Best answer:

Answer by nemoi26
HAHA!!! very nice! rather unexpected too! Great job, my friend! keep them coming!

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