Should these two men go to prison #1?

Question by American Patriot: Should these two men go to prison #1?
Evidence against Thomas and Jim on the matter of illegally implanting subject with IMP (Internal micro processor)

1.) Refused to give proper rank.
2.) Harassed profusely for over 12 months – through IMP – “internal micro processor”
3.) EMP’d for just under 3 years. Thomas/Jim climbed into attic and EMP’d while asleep.
4.) Profuse lying.
5.) Refused to identify themselves through the entire ordeal.
6.) Attempted to “wipe my memory clean” so they said.
7.) Said they brought in others from outside to speak into implant.
8.) Attempted to force me to do things against my will.
9.) Continual heart flickering, constantly over and over again – over 250 time’s minimum
10.) Impersonating the military police.
11.) Impersonating the Secret Service.
12.) Misinformed constantly about phone being tapped by Secret Service.
13.) Impersonated the “Fairfaxes” – Identified people in society as Fairfax’s who were not. For why? Who knows?
14.) Said many times that they had spoke directly to the Queen of England.
15.) Thomas impersonated his father and mother.
16.) They imparted their wish to take over the world and in so doing usurp the U.S. Constitution.
17.) Continued Java script abuse. “Hold on implant” as they called it which created an incredibly loud “screeching” in the ears making it next to impossible to sleep. TORTURE TACTIC.
18.) Alignment of eyes…which was horrible..painful as well…this was another torture tactic.
19.) Incriminated people for creating “cybertronics” which has to do with the implant. IMP.
20.) They both stated that they were going to cut and delete valuable info from government hard drives.
21.) Utterly disgusting psycho sexual analysis, which was actually psycho sexual torture. I was shown constant pornography for the whole year+.
22.) Sent others out to spy on me who very well may have been innocent. Abuse of authority.
23.) Sensory deprivation and sensory inducement, which was outright horrific.
24.) Illegal hacking of government computers.
25.) Illegal hacking of my computers as well as stealing my data/files.
26.) Attempted brainwashing. IT DID NOT WORK. LONG LIVE THE U.S.A.
27.) Impersonated the President of the United States, multiple times. Obama and Clinton, oddly enough.
26.) Attempted to induce me to commit treason, multiple times…which was more aggravating than anything I AM NO TRAITOR.
27.) Said there was or is a tunnel in Ohio where you find out Jesus of Nazareth was a traitor and that he actually spied for Egypt. Said you have to walk a path in almost total darkness with stones in the path way etc etc. and come to the end of it where it says on a stone that Jesus was a traitor. Said many people had ventured there. Some kind of Masonic tradition. Absurd.
28.) Ocular torture for months on end. See #23.
29.) Lied to over and over again about the actual day in which they said they were going to turn the IMP off. They had no intentions of turning it off. Continual dishonesty on this matter as a means of torturing..
30.) Repeatedly said they were going to have anal sex with a woman where they were. Anal sex being a common part of their vocabulary. This was said over 100+ times.
31.) These two proved themselves as sexual deviants. Two extremely sick people.
32.) Thomas said on many occasions that he enjoyed sleeping with the likes of women like Rebecca stamos and drinking her feces.
33.) Every time I would go get something to eat they would mess with my nerves system through the IMP to attempt to replicate the effects of LSD. All java script coded.
34.) They said they were both graduates of MIT. Computer science, neurologist, mechanical biological engineer.
35.) Thomas repeatedly said ” I’m a tyrant for knowledge, I freely admit it!”
36.) I received a car as a gift and before I went to the dealership to get the automobile, they bought the car, bugged it with spy gear, and returned the automobile to the dealership. The car salesmen told me that a woman had come and bought the car a few days prior and returned it. I find this extremely odd… and as time has gone on I have found it even more odd.
37.) These two made fun of my family and the whole of the country, constantly. They would scream I hate this country, or say that someone else is screaming it on yahoo messenger.
38.) Thomas said constantly that acquaintances of mine were online screaming sexually perverse things on yahoo messenger.
39.) Said the Beatles were actually Americans who helped fight for America. The “fab four is at this facility upstairs”, shown constant images of them alleged to be working upstairs where these two are at.
40.) Constant bad information which led to me driving around creation for no reason.
41.) Repeated over and over that they were traitors and wanted their “asses up”… said they did not give a crap about the USA. They wanted “ass” first.

Best answer:

Answer by Juggernaut239
yea send them both to gitmo.

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