Should I go out with a cops daughter, and the cop HATES me, Is this smart? I think its frigging funny?

I’m 17, This cop keeps on harassing me, threatening me, and lies to me, anyway he pisses me off, He was accusing me of graffiti, harassment, pre meditative murder, and out after curfew(wile I’m in my fucking yard) NONE OF THIS WAS TRUE ( I think he went to school with my older brother) he started to compare me to his family, the thing is he said he has a “16 year old daughter” I thought it would be funny to go out with his daughter, not to do anything stupid, but just to piss him off, Also this cop is on Meth, he has all the meth symptoms, Should I go out with his daughter? Or is there a better way of innocent revenge
Oh crap, I put it under parenting, I ment to put it under something else, damn it
I was saying NOT to do anything STUPID, all I was going to do was take her to dinner or something like that
No this is not for a movie a Cop on drugs in real life hates me
The only other thing I could think of doing to him, was tying the axel of his car to a tree, of turn him in for the drugs he is on, but thats not as funny
I can give you his badge number, name , the number of his car if you don’t beleive me, and I’m not going to sleep with her, and yeah you think he would have something else better to do, He fallows me around town, drives by my house all the time,
On the Meth thing I was with a friend, who is a pro on spotting people on drugs, he should be working for the police, he said that cop is on meth, He was swetting out side when the tempature was 59 degrees, he has fast eye movements, muscle twitches, and he can’t stand in one place at all, he is fidgeting all the time, he get mad easy
My brother is 16 years older than I am
I don’t want to turn him in, I want to do other things to him,
Oh yeah I almost don’t care what happens to him, this is why, My parents are divoced, I live with my mom, One day he went to my dads house, made up alot of fake $#!t, then he was going to call socal servieces, and make up more bull shit, He tride to split up my family, He wanted to put me in jail for nothing!!!! if you walk down any of the streets in this town when it starts getting dark he accuses you of grifiting up the town, he did that with some of my friends, and other people, everyone in my town hates him, for his lying, and bull shit he likes to pull, people have already filed complants!! My brother is a genius, he says cops are supposed to fallow the same rules as we are!!My brother was going to go for sheriff, but he moved to Nabraska, My town is full of crime, it would’nt be if the stupid cops would do their jobs, instead of picking on my ass, Why are you on the cops side, who is on drugs and seems to get away with whatever he wants, I could go on for hours with his shit!!
What I’m 17, and I just turned 17
This is for Ruburt, the first time he saw me I was in an AC/DC shirt, scrude up pants, and I was working on my dads truck, in May 2009 He was there to investigate a so called “death threat” This may be hard for you to believe too, the people at the chirch hate me too, so they took a fictional story my sister made up, and called the cops saying I wanted to kill my dad,(they also think I’m satanic, but I’m not) He started comparing me to his family, say “his dad was mean to him and he still likes him”, I was like WTF I like my my dad, then he started saying crap like “I’m stricked on my kids they like me”, then he said “I have a 16 year old daughter and she does’nt miss behave” I felt like saying “oh you have daughter…whats her name?”, then he started say crap like”why don’t you act right?” that pissed me off. When he got me for curfew wile I was in my front yeard, he theatend me for grifitti, and harassment, for what I have no clue, I was going to box his ears, but another cop came
This is also for Rubert, when the other cop came up he changed the subject, told the other cop I was out crusing around, then he made up more crap to the other officer, then he said ”your a teenager, and teens are stupid”, that made me want to kick his ass even with his back up there, I may not win but I would feal better,