Shiz – the movie

You’ve eaten the Beef, you’ve seen / been featured in Brohizzles, you’ve even tried to figure out how sean tried to pawn really shiz as a real word even though he NEVER uses it in in daily life… now see where it all began. The boys of the Dupage County Skate Troupe (now “balls brigade” as DCST just would not have looked as cool in a gothic uper case font on a tattoo) tear up the streets of Hinsdale and the surrounding communities with a blatant disregard for humanity normally reserved for GTA: San Andreas. These boys drop inverted Christ Airs like an unwed teenage mother drops her meth addicted baby, that is to say, often. Previously only available on Laser Disc this quintessential film has been totally remastered for the internet. This special edition features highly pixelated motion combined with screen stuttering only available on this new edition. See Dave before he started wearning pants which cost the same amount as a years worth of food for Ethopia. See Ryan while he still istened to Penny and the Loafers and The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. See Dustin before his tri s got their own spread in GQ. See Andrew’s locks while they were still in the gestation period and had not experienced the joys of Sun-In . And see director Sean Hickey before he moved on to ambitious projects such as Water World and Kate’s Playground. Own it today.
Video Rating: 2 / 5