really stupid rhyme=) anyone got anymore like this?

Question by Heidi Marie: really stupid rhyme=) anyone got anymore like this?
this is funny lol mind my spelling its the tune of barney the dinosaur!:

I love drugs
Drugs love me
crack cocaine
and execs
with a sniff sniff here
and injection there
now im in intensive care

Best answer:

Answer by Romeo&J
To me, It would ‘ve sounded better in the past tense:
I loved drugs
and (they sure) loved me
crack cocaine and execs
(I knew
they ‘d take me somewhere)
with a sniff sniff here
and injection there
now (I am) in intensive care.

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