Noah’s ark is the the most absurd story ever written?
Question by an Imaginary cat owner: Noah’s ark is the the most absurd story ever written?
mammals alone have 5676 species *2= 11352 animal,and many of them are huge and dangerous so Noah needed to build separate room for each type so no animal would eat another .and there are birds, reptiles and insects ( bees are important) which that need at least an ark in the size of Cypress to hold all these animals and some don’t live in the same continent so he must collect them from all over the world
the number of species are in millions so you can imagine how big the lie sorry I mean the ark is
Best answer:
Answer by Smoke Some D.M.T 13itch
ikr? tell the story of noah and the ark to an 8 year old retarded boy. and he’s gonnna ask questions.
“this is a bad story” even if you’re really good at telling stories. some troll sits him down:
“once upon a time god was mad at all the people in the world, so instead of telling them what they
were doing wrong about their diets, he decided to go ahead and drown everyone.
god only told one man, one man to build a boat, he wasn’t a special guy, in fact he was 600 years old and a meth-head!
anyway, god told noah to build a boat. and he and his family were the only ones to survive the flood.
because appearently, all the other people that had boats, well they just didn’t work.
anyway, god took 2 of each animal to come to noah on foot, from all over the world.
and they sailed for 40 days and 40 nights, and civiliziation began. 8 year old retarded boy is gonna go:
” uuuuhhhh uuuuuhhhhh uuuuuuhhhhhh uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there’s a lot of holes in that story!
uh wait a minute, first of all, how big is this boat we’re talking about here?
there’s millions of animals on the boat and one guy made it, how long does that take?
where did he get all of the wood? 600 years of age seems a little old to be taking on a project of this magnitude!
all the animals came on foot, and the earth is 24,000 miles long? and what did the animals eat?
cause i think the animals wanna eat all the other animals!!! i’m not that retarded!!!
noah was a white guy, so where did all the black people come from? and what did they eat when they got off the boat?
you little mother trucker, you just came up with that as you came along didn’t you?”
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