I live in the commonwealth of Pennsylvania… Please help!!!?

Question by Louie Orama: I live in the commonwealth of Pennsylvania… Please help!!!?
I was on parole until earlier this year and successfully completed. I have a girlfriend with a very aggressive mother and after an infinitesimal amount of episodes, the passive person in me blew up and told her I was going to punch her in her @#$ %&! face when she entered my home. The very next day, I was served with a restraining order. She had her daughter file against me! Ultimately, we went to court and had the P.F.A. dropped, BUT with the stipulation that I attend Domestic Violence classes coupled with D.A.T.S., an acronym for Drug and Alcohol Treatment Services. Now, I will be the first to admit that I take suboxone, and I KNOW I am minimizing, but it keeps me away from heroin, which I haven’t done in approximately 6 years. I see absolutely no problem with them, and will probably do them the rest of my life. It’s about as blunt as I can be. So yes, I plan on being completely recalcitrant because the crazy lady has me taking classes for treating her daughter like a precious stone and in lieu of my altruism to their whole family being innocuous to my well-being, the malevolence of her diabolical mother has me on death row. I have been told that being that there is no law enforcement officer that works there and the fact that I am on neither probation nor parole, it is a scare tactic from the agency itself (D.A.T.S.) Also, my girlfriend and I reconciled (though I should never have forgiven her for letting her mother do this) and are currently cohabitating. Please help…

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Answer by Señor Sñarky
I live in Pennsylvania as well. What do you need help with here? It seems like you’re under the influence of something from the way this reads, so I would recommend that you go to DATS without delay. Seriously, this is some wild, manic stuff you’re posting here.

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