How do I stop beating my girlfriend without going to counselingor quit drinking?

Question by Chris T: How do I stop beating my girlfriend without going to counselingor quit drinking?
She just says the dumbest crap most of the time. I figured I can condition her by everytime she says something stupid, I smack her in the mouth. I care about her so much, but just need a little direction.

Best answer:

Answer by Gator
Fail

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