How do I quit my cold turkey addiction?

Question by ☻robstalobsta☺: How do I quit my cold turkey addiction?
I can’t get enough of cold turkey, not with a sandwich, just by itself… it is horrible, I get sleepy all the time and pass out, I never get anything done, i have been thinking I could replace my addiction with marijuana… but I don’t know, whats wrong with me?

Best answer:

Answer by Tori T
Ah ha.. ha ha. I suggest replacing it with shaved chicken. Where it comes in the lunch meat slices, you know? It’s not the same but it’s either that or ham. 😉

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