How do I pass a drug test if I have less than a week until the test?

Question by Rachael: How do I pass a drug test if I have less than a week until the test?
I ‘ve smoked on a daily basis for about 3 1/2 years now but I need a job. First off, if you’re only here to tell me that weed is a drug and I’m a lowlife and should stop, don’t. We both know weed is NOT a drug, it’s a plant. Some politician on a power trip was ticked off because he couldn’t tax it because doing so would be like taxing people for having trees. If the human race was not here, weed still would be, unlike heroine, or cocaine, or crystal meth, so save your chastising. I’ve heard about drinking as much as possible to flush out your system, whether it’s coffee, or tea, or cranberry juice. Urine is diluted then, and I still won’t get the job. I’ve used the ‘detox’ drinks twice before…it worked the first time and not the second, but I don’t know if they’re is one that is ‘guaranteed’, so to speak. Any helpful suggestions would be appreciated! Thank you and remember: nature shouldn’t be illegal.

Best answer:

Answer by FlashAaahaaar
Toot some crack, that way future employers won’t be worried about your weed habit at all.

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