How do I get a congressional medal of honor for my service?

Published January 23, 2011

Question by Atrollius A. Trollenberg: How do I get a congressional medal of honor for my service?
I was in the army for 2 weeks(11b) and I was given a Dishonorable Discharge for lying about 2 felony convictions I had in another state, history of cocaine abuse, and assaulting an Officer.

I want want a CMH because my lying about stuff was only so I could serve my country, how do I get my DD upgraded to Honorable, with a Congressional Medal of Honor attached for my troubles?

Best answer:

Answer by grumpy
and who says stupidity isn’t funny?

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