How can I pass an EtG alcohol test? (for a good reason)!?

Question by mr3: How can I pass an EtG alcohol test? (for a good reason)!?
I am suppose to check into a sober living facility tomorrow and drank last night, which I regret. I found out today that they do EtG urine tests which go back five days. I really need this sober environment and am worried I have ruined my chances. Anyone know how I can pass it? I am not going to drink again because it is not worth this much stress, but I am scared that I blew it. Please help!

Best answer:

Answer by unlikelyhoneydip
Go to a health food store. Explain the situation to the clerk and let them recommend a special tea or a drink. I’m serious, I had a friend in college who had to take a drug test for a job and bought a special drink that works an hour befor the test and it worked. All I remember is that it cost $ 30 and he had to drink a ton of water. Then I dated a guy who was an airplane mechanic (scary, I know) and he beat the test by putting bleach in a visine bottle and when he urinated he dropped 2 drops of bleach into the urine and submitted it. How serious are you about sober living if you drank last night? You don’t sound very committed to sobriety to me. Maybe you should put an ad on CraigsList advertising your need for some clean piss and you’ll pay big bucks. Good luck. Hope you get your
s-h-i-t together.

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