High Speed Chickens? Joke or Threat?

Question by Bob J: High Speed Chickens? Joke or Threat?
Funny story. . .

I was in Key West a while back and I sat down to sit and saw the bud of a cigarette. And a warm Coke sittting on the ground. Then I see this chicken walk over with about five little chicks trailing her. Then, they slurp some Coke, and pick at the insides of the cigarette! Awhile later, I see them again, with their “gang” of “High Speed Chickens” (I dubbed them that after I saw this). They were running, yes chickens being led by a rooster, running full speed at some poor chicken who couldn’t handle their “intense” “high speed” lifestyle of Coke and cigarettes. The poor single chicken jumps to life, and runs away, the gang closing in on him, still as fast as before. Later, the rooster challenges me sitting down. He freakin scarred me for a chicken. I could see murder in his eyes. So. . . what do you think of the High Speed Chickens, drug addicted gang members just trying to survive in the harsh chicken world in Key West, or dangerous bloodthirsty chickens? Hhhmmm. . .

Best answer:

Answer by Jenny™
Dangerous bloodthirsty chickens who want to avenge themselves upon the human race for killing them off and eating them!

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