have you ever learned–or attempted to learn–how to hula?

Question by tuttiphuckingfruitti: have you ever learned–or attempted to learn–how to hula?
how long before you were past the “epileptic three-legged water buffalo going through heroin withdrawals” stage, and progressed to the “i sort of look like i know what i’m doing” stage? i mean, i knew i was uncoordinated, but my ability to take a perfectly lovely dance and mutilate it beyond recognition is staggering, even to me. please tell me that practice makes perfect when it comes to the hula. i am so disheartened! thanks.

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