Funny….?
Question by ♥SaLz♥: Funny….?
FRIENDS:Will stand guard while U take a piss.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
Drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
Them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
Hope that no one is late for the ride home.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set
Up rally points.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
Was wrong.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn…that shit was fun ”
FRIENDS: Cry with you.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: laugh at you
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
Back.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Steal each other’s stuff so often nobody
Remembers who bought it in the first place.
FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
Stand and leave them alone.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS:FRIENDS:Will stand guard while U take a piss.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
Drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
Them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
Hope that no one is late for the ride home.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set
Up rally points.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
Was wrong.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn…that shit was fun ”
FRIENDS: Cry with you.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: laugh at you
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
Back.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Steal each other’s stuff so often nobody
Remembers who bought it in the first place.
FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
Stand and leave them alone.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
Camera and hope for the tag team.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
You.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd
Is doing.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
You.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, “I’m home!”
FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
Tossed out of the bar.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
Touching you on the way out.
FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
Night, and are sorry you couldn’t come.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
Drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve
Had enough.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
Place and say, “You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we
Don’t waste. That’s alcohol abuse!!!” HAHAHAHA !!!!
FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Can’t begin to remember who owes who money
After taking care of each other for so long.
FRIENDS: Will say “I can’t handle Tequila anymore”.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will say “okay, just one more…” and then
2 minutes later “okay, just one more!”.
FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit
About you.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will knock them the Hell out!!
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