Fellow Atheboobs: Since atheism is a religion, how do I do an intervention for my sister?

Question by om nom nom nom: Fellow Atheboobs: Since atheism is a religion, how do I do an intervention for my sister?
She has a SERIOUS addiction to not eating painkillers like they are Mike N Ikes, along with a pretty nasty lack-of-a-drinking problem. It’s pretty bad. She even gets pretty nasty towards people who DO have addictions (just like us atheists do against religious people!).

I don’t know how to go about this though…do I need to do an intervention for each of her non-addictions, or can I roll them all in to one big super-intervention?

Also, do you think I could get on that TV show about interventions?

Best answer:

Answer by ask a mexican V2
I need an intervention to stop my non-heroin habit… it’s really bringing me down

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