Could a news story like this ever happen?

Question by Don’t call me dude: Could a news story like this ever happen?
“Palestinian President Muhammed Salas announced today that his government would continue to aid the Saudi rebels.

“There is no place for an absolute monarchy in the modern world,” he said. “The House of Saud must go, in order for the entire region to advance.”

Palestinian presidential press secretary Schlmo Bernstein was asked about whether the Saudi government might punish Filipino or Palestinian “guest worker” minorities because of their support for the guerrilla rebels.

“If they do,” Bernstein said, “the Palestinian government is prepared to take stronger measures.”

“We here in Palestine have a Jewish and a Christian minority, and they have complete and full civil rights. Many feared for such rights with the demise of Israel, but we proved them wrong. As you know, I myself am Jewish, and so are several members of the president’s cabinet, and a large minority of our legislature ”

“There is no excuse for abusing minorities. The Saudis do not respect minority rights, and they will have to pay the price.”

A spokesman for the Saudi king made remarks that included anti-Semitic obscenities that cannot be quote here, and added that “the Palestinians never amounted to anything without our help.”

When presented with the quote, Bernstein laughed. “Tell that to the Palestinian farmers who have made our country completely self-sufficient in food, while the Saudis have to import everything. And tell it to the Palestinians who are on the crew of the international Mars base. I imagine that THEY think they’ve amounted to something.”

If the zionists and the jihadists are removed from the equation so that a unified Arab/Jewish state in Palestine could be a reality, could that state become a superpower?

Best answer:

Answer by Navi
You must be in la la land!

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