Will you please answer one more question about Republicans if I promise to go to bed and shut up?

Question by Jeff Lebowski Communist: Will you please answer one more question about Republicans if I promise to go to bed and shut up?
Since Republicans have been the loudest proponents of offshore drilling and our Gulf Coast is about to be covered in Dinosaur Goop, will they still come here for vacation so that people like us can keep our little jobs serving them?

All of us dumb rednecks down here feel as if we are sitting next to a ticking time bomb. All our commercial fishing has stopped, the Charter Boats are sitting idle at the dock and we know we are about to lose all our jobs without tourism.

I run the Putt Putt Golf Course. I attended a “high” level meeting at Bahama Bob’s last night. The guy who runs the Para Sail boat just got laid off and his girlfriend who waits tables at The Shrimp Basket is getting the axe next. My buddy who runs a Dolphin Tour Boat has started doing Meth again, so much for Rehab.

But since they are so fond of offshore drilling, will they still come here this summer and rent our overpriced condos, slosh around on the beach in rubber boots and keep Sarah who runs the Snow Cone Concession from having to move back into her travel trailer?

Best answer:

Answer by William
Why not? People still visit Japan after the Democratic asshole Harry S Truman devastated two entire cities with atomic bombs.

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