True or False?

Question by Rick: True or False?
Jeff Spicoli bailed on Ridgemont after high school. “I looked at all the shopping malls and lame chicks and said, ‘Shine!’ I wanted to see the world and be near the ocean and I wanted someone to pay me to do it.” Spicoli’s bid to enter the U.S. Naval Academy was spoiled by his history of marijuana use. “When the recruiter dude asked if I puffed, I said, ‘Hey, I grew up in California. I experimented.’ When he asked if I inhaled, I said, ‘Of course. What do you think I am, a dick?'” With a promising naval career squashed, Spicoli turned to his long-grieving father for help. No longer a television repairman, he is now a low-level executive for Exxon Oil, Mr. Spicoli managed to get Jeff enrolled in a training program for Exxon’s merchant marine fleet. “When they asked if I had any experience with the ocean, I told them I had done battle with some humongous waves — but danger was my business!” Lured to Alaska with the promise of “tasty waves” and lax marijuana laws, Spicoli trained as first mate aboard the Exxon Valdez. The rest, as they say, is history.

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Answer by BecauseISaidSo
Thanks for the laugh. 🙂

Oh, and I would say it’s very plausible.

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