Can u turn a whore into a housewife?

Question by The Grim Reaper: Can u turn a whore into a housewife?
The woman I have been involved with for the past 4 years has A LOT of baggage:

1. Alcoholism -she drinks every single day. Most of the time she is so drunk that she acts stupid and causes me a lot of drama.

2. Parental issues – (a) her mother was an alcoholic and took her own life. (b) Her father was a drug addict and took his own life. Her parents neglected her and were never around, so she had to be raised between both sets of grandparents and aunt and uncles. (c) Her father beat her once and she had to go to the ER and get stitches. (d) She did not have talk to her parents for over 7 years.

3. She has had 2 abortions b/c she became pregnant by 2 different men in her late teens/early 20s.

4. She has moved in with each of her past boyfriends. One of them, she was only with for 3 months and moved in with him right when they met, just to get away from her parents and have a place to stay. He turned out to be a drug addict.

5. She’s been homeless because her sister was letting her stay with them until she slept with her sister’s husband -it happened TWICE. This led to her sister divorcing her husband.

6. She’s been in and out of alcohol treatment.

7. No one in her family except for her grandfather talks to her. She has been disowned by everyone else.

8. She has had 3 “friends with benefits” all at the same time.

9. She slept with 4 men in one month, 2 men in one day (one in the morning, the other at night), she’s had a threesome with two men she met in Las Vegas, she slept with her friend’s mom’s boyfriend, she slept with 3 co-workers, she slept with 8 men in 6 months, she slept with 17 men in one year.

^^^ These are the ones she has told me about thus far.

10. She’s had 3 one night stands in a matter of 3 weeks.

11. She often gets drunk and will sleep with whomever is around and then say, “It was the alcohol. I’m sooo not attractive to him. But I was drunk so it happened.”

12. She says she wants to marry me and have my baby and is pressuring me to get her pregnant because she’s fast approaching 35.

This isn’t the kind of woman I can take home to my mother, is it? But, ohhh, she is soooo very beautiful! If it weren’t for her looks, I’d have dumped her long ago.

btw: I suspect she is cheating on me. She always lies about where she’s been. She told me one time she was at her grandparents so I went over there and her grandmother said they hadn’t seen her all day. The next day I called her out on it and she said she had spent the night at her girlfriend’s house.

Best answer:

Answer by superglitch89
If Jesus can turn wine into water, then you can turn a whore into a housewife!

Hell, it worked in the musical “My Fair Lady”!

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