Did you know recent studies conclude that roughly 80% of Y!A’s top “report abuse” trolls are Capricorn?

Question by Substantial Credentials: Did you know recent studies conclude that roughly 80% of Y!A’s top “report abuse” trolls are Capricorn?
Data was calculated and statistics have shown that roughly 80% of the people who will most likely report your questions and answers are in fact Capricorn. Researchers have also been working hard on exerting random assessment test to understand the cerebral make up of Capricorn people so there will be a clear understanding reasons as to why Capricorn people out off all of the signs like to report questions and answers. There have been many hypothesis as to why Capricorns like to do this but until currents studies of random assessment are complete, we will not have a decisive factual reason as to why they did it. Being a Certified Psychologist and Psychiatrist, I myself still am having a hard time applying psychoanalytical concepts to figuring out why Capricorns out of all signs like to do that. I wonder why? Well until recent studies conclude all of the random assessments, I as well as my colleagues will not know for certain either.

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