So Do “Detox” Drinks Actually Work For Drug Tests? Pls Only Answer If You’ve Used ‘Em Before…

Question by Her 0_o Insanity: So Do “Detox” Drinks Actually Work For Drug Tests? Pls Only Answer If You’ve Used ‘Em Before…
There are a couple jobs Im lookin’ into right now & they all drug test. I’ve put out a question before about what methods to use if Im tryin’ to pass a drug test.

Now before some of ya’ll start harpin’ on me about “Thats What You Get; Drugs Are Bad, M’kay”, Im not a teenager, Im an adult who simply made a bad decision when I was in high school & has decided to clean up her act [Plus Im 21 now, so its legal for me to drink 😛 ]. So spare me the lectures.

I was told all kinds of methods of cleanin’ out my system: Drink a ton of water; drink a gallon of herbal tea before testing time; sweat it out; buy a “detox” drink from a smoke shop. And then a guy sent me a website that gave me all the “drug testing facts”, which proved all those methods useless & then gave me a “20” step process to clean out my system. Now Im not sayin’ it wouldnt work, but I dont think its that serious in my case.

So, has anybody ever bought one of those “detox” drinks & actually passed a drug test?
And dont tell me of a “friend of yours” who did. I want answers from people who’ve actually gone through the process themselves.

Here is the website that gentleman sent me. Its very useful and insightful but as I said earlier: I dont think my situation is THAT serious. Im sure there’s a simpler way of cleanin’ out my system for a drug test, even if its only temprorary. BEWARE: If your also in the same predictament I am, that website is gonna make you real paranoid about takin’ a drug test. But I’ve known a couple people who have & passed, so Im confident I can figure out somethin’

http://www.drug-test-facts.com/dilution-tips/
I wish it was a one time bad decision I made & quit while I was still in high school but unfortunately it became a habit. I finally decided to quit because its not worth it.

I heard of the drinkin’ tons of water theory & I started to do that but then I got that website I posted above & accordin’ to that drinkin’ a lot of water is useless [somethin’ about THC isn’t water soluable or somethin’ like that]. Im not sure I agree that it’s useless only because my honey has a friend who’s on probation & gets tested every month or so. He smokes every day & usually quits a week before gettin’ tested & drinks a ton of water. He usually passes.
Okay … well how ’bout this: Im not really fat fat … I got a thick belly but my legs & arms arent huge are anything. I used to smoke almost every day for 3 years, but I quit a little over a week & a half ago, with one exception on Saturday. Since then I havent smoked …

So what do ya’ll think? If I decided to wait [and exercise] it out, how long do ya’ll think it’ll take to be confident about my system bein’ mostly clear?????

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