Why are all the Blue States better than the Red States?

Question by Franko Rizzo: Why are all the Blue States better than the Red States?
If you look at the electoral map, the coolest states are all blue. E.g.:
1) California = awesome. Beach Boys wrote songs about it. They make craploads of awesome movies. They have a big as* bridge that looks sweet in San Francisco where they also filmed “The Rock”, a sweet movie.

2) New York = totally awesome. Crocodile Dundee took place here. They have big apples. It has a street that’s so powerful it’s collapsing the world markets. The same street which gave us the rich excess of the ’80s and movies with Gordon Gekko.

3) Washington State = super sweet. Seattle has this awesome space needle which may or may not actually possess the ability to launch into space. They have a monorail. Totally awesome apples are grown here.

Some Red States:

Texas = completely lame and in love with themselves. People from Texas think their state is its own country. They gave us G.W. Bush who is terrible. If you actually go there they all drive SUVs (ruining our environment) and a majority of the population is overweight. They are the example of excess which got us into this financial mess. People from Texas have too much pride and are the only people which actually sleep with their flag above their head–get over your state already.

2) North Dakota = Meth capitol.

3) Kansas. It’s only shaped like a square. Too simplistic!

Best answer:

Answer by Teekno
You spelled “capital” wrong. Must have gone to one of those crime-ridden, underachieving blue state schools.

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