If you were supreme overlord of Earth, what would you change?

Question by Michael Chihuahua: If you were supreme overlord of Earth, what would you change?
I don’t mean the president of the United States…we’ll still have one of those. What I mean is you’ll be in the ranks above him. You will be, in a sense, the president of Earth, the ruler of all countries. The presidents/rulers of these countries answer to you.

The first thing I would do is get bodyguards, of course. I know in a position of power there will be people who will want you dead. I would also legalize marijuana and prostitution, much like they do in Holland. To eloborate on why I’d legalize marijuana and prostitution, I believe in a person’s personal choice how he or she wants to live life as long as it doesn’t hurt others. Government-regulated prostitution is a lot safer for both the john and the prostitute when it comes to robberies, rape, and disease. In Singapore the man must shower with the prostitue before and after their visit and must wear condoms, and STD check are done on the prostitutes. Most pot-heads don’t commit felonies to support their habit, unlike harder drugs like meth and crack.

I would make programs such as welfare to be temporary programs that people can’t live off of the rest of their lives. I would not tolerate someone who completely exploits the system their entire life by mooching off the hard work of others and never gave anything to society. I would abolish communism.

What would you do?

Best answer:

Answer by Aldo (thistle’s toy boy)
you would do way more than me

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