Are you looking for the perfect high?

Question by Karen: Are you looking for the perfect high?
This was published in Playboy years ago but I crack up everytime someone brings it up!

There once was a boy named Grim-Some Roy. He was nothin’ like me or you,
cause laying back and getting high was
all he cared to do.

Grass just made him wanna lay back and eat cookies & pizza all night, and the great things he wrote when he was stoned, looked like sh!t in the morning light.
Speed made him wanna rap all day,
reds laid him too far back,
Cocaine-Rose was sweet to his nose,
but the price nearly broke his back.

He tried PCP & THC,
but they never quite did the trick.
Poppers nearly blew his heart,
mushrooms made him sick.
Acid made him see the light,
but he couldn’t remember it long.
Hash was a little too weak,
and smack was a lot too strong.

This is only part of it but you get the point.

Uh-Oh, I think I feel another violation coming on!

Best answer:

Answer by mrhappysuperbowlchamps
Thanks for the trip down memory lane Karen….those were the days my friend:)…

and knowing you hun, you must have numerous accounts lined up, ready to go…

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