Advise on a change in my profession?

Question by Jenny D AKA Rottweiler Azz ♥: Advise on a change in my profession?
I’m thinking of becoming a crack whore and wonder what the long-term benefits would be.

Will I get my 401K in raw cocaine and have to cook it myself, or what? Because with the state of the economy, the outcome of that would be the same as if it was actual money and I invested it in the stock market. (i.e. major shrinkage of funds)

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Answer by u blocked me, now I hate u
I heard it was a very lucrative profession, go for it!

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