Why am I always so depressed?

Question by miserable: Why am I always so depressed?
I’ve read some questions, answers and even a number of scientific papers on the matter and I figure rather than invite a lot of “oh, all you need is fish-oil or orange juice” answers I’ll give you some bullet points.
>Born with Aspergers Syndrome.
>Aged 11 was sexually assaulted by a 12 year old in my school/class.
>Being ‘odd’ I was blamed and the small town I lived in’s homophobia had me driven to a bigger town.
>Had a girlfriend aged 16 (who was 15), broke it off because my mother kept treating it like her relationship to toy with. “she’s to good for you” – “your a vile pervert” etc….
>Ex-special forces father spent ages 5-15 beating the snot out of me.
>Now a 23 year old virgin cleaning toilets on the far side of town for only 1.5 hours and paid monthly for it.
>Had more (crummy) jobs than birthdays at this point.
>That girl-friend I’d had is now a crack-cocaine addict.
>I’ve been smoking weed since 15, councilors wont see me unless I stop smoking weed. (not going to happen.)

What would you do?
Ignoring ‘redneck dwaine’ who doesn’t realise I live in the UK where our army (which consists almost entirely of border-line rapists/if you asked the pope what a rapist is anyway) only gives medals for spilling your own blood and successful campaigns, rather than for killing people.

Best answer:

Answer by Redneck Dwaine
Join the army so you can go kill people in a way that will make your country give you medals!

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