spiritually speaking, is it wrong for me to abuse the laws of physics that His noodliest has provided?
Question by MrDucky [Atheist] LOL: spiritually speaking, is it wrong for me to abuse the laws of physics that His noodliest has provided?
When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on its feet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the buttered side down. Therefore, I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. When dropped, the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. A “buttered-cat array” could easily allow a high-speed monorail to link between New York with Chicago.
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Answer by Vampurr Kitteh
Haz masturrd dis trick, eht’s troo, ai float in teh air!
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