I’m a poor teacher

I’m just a poor teacher… It’s a fact… 🙂 Lyrics: THE TRUE STORY OF CMC MARTIN T-BONE IM A POOR TEACHER Martin is my name, I’m an average teacher, Everyday I teach, like a boring preacher I’m just an average guy, with not so much hair, And a foolish face, But I don’t care My job is education, this is not a game A smart population, thats my aim My teaching really sucks, I’m a poor teacher I’m here for the bucks, what a sad creature Scribble on the whiteboard, Ehh..Whats that? You fool can’t you see It’s just a wet cat’a With some extra fat’a chasing a rat’a and this is a bat’a with a hat’a I’m so fxxking bad, and I’ll tell you why The story is really sad, I’m just an average guy Chemistry I don’t know, anything about, so Big lies I have to make, I’m just a big fake Lying in the classroom, everyday the same With a lot of fairy-tales, I can’t explain It’s a great shame THIS THE TRUE STORY OF MY LIFE. I HAD ONE SHOT, ONE OPPORTUNITY TO SEIZE EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED ONE MOMENT AND I JUST LET IT SLIP I BECAME A TEACHER I’m lookin’ so hot, but I fart a lot I got hair on my back, and I smoke a lot of crack? Nooo No weed, no spank, no crack cocaine I’m already crazy, It whacks my brain I don’t need that stuff to feel insane Living like a slacker!? Yes I do, but I don’t use drugs I just need a girlfriend, who give me a lot of hugs But when I flirt with girls, I always fail Ohh.. I’ve tried, but to no avail A smart population, that was my aim But I’m far too lazy, I’m just too …