How will global warming affect the price of crack cocaine?

Published July 3, 2010

Question by What up Buttercup: How will global warming affect the price of crack cocaine?
I’m thinking demand will outstrip supply and prices will rise drastically.

What’s your opinion?
A denier???? I thought you said I was a “flat earther”??

Best answer:

Answer by jim z
Global warming has coincided with Obamanomics and consequently urban unemployment has set to skyrocket. This will increase number of crack pushers but lower the amount of money out there to purchase. The crack hoes will have to lower costs of their services and this will lead to spiralling downward curve in prices of crack (as well as crack cocaine). This will lead to increased supply or maybe not. I am half joking but I must admit to feeling truly sorry for the poor and the economics that the left has inflicted on them.

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