Coffee with two shots of espresso?

This drink has various names: red eye, atomic cowboy, shot in the dark, etc. Depends on where you buy it. But one of these babies and you’ll be able to take flight.

And since lately Ive been drinking too much alcohol (beer only) because Im feeling depressed, I think this is a less harmful mood altering substance and certainly wont lead to a fat belly (even more depressing), meeting strange men in bars, or DUIs.

But will I crash, and feel even MORE depressed? Will I become addicted to caffeine (Im a coffee drinker right now, but I wont go through withdrawals if I dont have it)???

I know you’ll be tempted to lecture me on how I shouldnt be drugging myself to be happier, but shoot whats the difference between this and the stuff docs push? They’ll have you on meth.

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