Don’t you just love stupid criminals?
Question by Your name here, cheap.: Don’t you just love stupid criminals?
Always good for a laugh.
A woman was arrested after she called police to help “get her money back” after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.
Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $ 20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports.
She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were “fake.”
She took Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff’s Office into her kitchen and showed them the drugs, police said.
She was promptly arrested on charges of possession of cocaine.
Best answer:
Answer by eldude
I listen to a police scanner and I heard the same thing happen where I live. A woman called the cops because she gave money to her drug dealer who was going to bring her some drugs but he never returned so she wanted her money back. I heard the cops acting amazed when they got the call from the dispatcher.
Answer by succubus
lol that was funny, i love stupid criminals
what about that guy who robbed a bank and he knew that he has to put tape over the security cameras, but he put transparent tape
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