Why do you think Republicans are funnier, hipper, and more happy than Democrats?

Question by the_wife_from_7th_heaven: Why do you think Republicans are funnier, hipper, and more happy than Democrats?
Most poles suggest that Republicans are happier and funnier, and are hip to new trends and stuff. We have a young hip Sarah Palin, a very funny Bobby Jindol, Mitt Romney who is very happy and funny.

We have Michael Steele who is a hip black, likes rap music and likes to dance. And, even while the Democrats are so serious during the Sotomier confirmation, the GOP still can make jokes and really crack up the crowd.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/07/16/sessions-cracks-crowd-crack-cocaine-comment/

This, according to many people, is why the GOP will retake Congress and the White House by 2012. We are tired of the doom and gloom Democrats. Americans want to laugh again, after the worst 8 months of their lives when Dems and Obama ruined our country, fact.

Best answer:

Answer by Hater Police
Not the whiners on this site…

20 of the past 30 years saw GOP leadership in control. You are in denial.

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