How to pass a drug test from the Dept of Transporation?

Published January 7, 2011

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I drive truck on the long haul. Normally I’ll drive loads between Seattle and Salt Lake City. Well in order to push some serious miles, I enlist the help of illegal stimulants such as meth and cocaine to keep me driving strong. Just the other day, the manager at Kenworth says I have to take a drug test first thing tomorrow morning when I come in. I’ve been driving non-stop for the past week, and hence I’ve been pretty hopped up while doing so. How do I pass a DOT drug test? Should I slam some water or buy one of those detox kits from the bong store? Any help is appreciated. Thank ya.

Best answer:

Answer by scott b
Don’t do drugs.

But, since you have, and have violated federal law…..well, as a driver I’m GLAD that you are going to be caught, have your license revoked, lose your job and taken off the road before you KILL someone.

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