Why can’t men FART on dates?

Published December 18, 2010

Question by The Boot: Why can’t men FART on dates?
The main problem is, I really enjoy a good fart..always have, and with all the warts women have, I just cannot understand why they get upset at this very special pleasure in life. If a woman can smoke (yech!), use “like” every other word when blabbering (inane!), giggle over absolutley nothing incessantly (duh!), or listen to the dorkiest music (in Germany it’s “Wir Sind Helden” these days), why are otherwise adorable, articulate, intelligent and handsome men persecuted for passing a little natural gas and, in effect, flavoring food and improving air quality? It makes no sense!!!

Best answer:

Answer by boobird
they can! – but only at the risk of cutting the date short!

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